Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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