There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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