Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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