Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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