listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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