North Korea, Best Korea!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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