if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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