Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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