Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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