Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Dicks are not precious.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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