your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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