You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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