I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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