I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My ass is underappreciated
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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