This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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