I'm going to jail i love you
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
God, I missed his penis.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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