if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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