Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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