on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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