so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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