I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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