Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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