we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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