Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize