Where did you get a picture of my penis
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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