I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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