The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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