the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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