I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Fuck appropriateness.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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