It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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