I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You're breaking my sexual little heart
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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