I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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