Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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