I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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