So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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