y did u give ur computer a hand job?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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