I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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