Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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