Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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