he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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