You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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