Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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