I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm both gender and math confused
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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