hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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