Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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