I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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