My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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