I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
The ass gains better be worth it
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