I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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