I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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