Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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