As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
