she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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